After Seventeen Years of Watching the Mariners

I’ve now officially seen them get perfect game’d more than I’ve seen them make it to the World Series.

I’ve also seen Rob Johnson. And Bobby Ayala. Hey, at least they didn’t play in the same era.

There’s my floor. I think I’ve found it. It could be way worse!


An crudely drawn approximation of a possible world where a Bobby Ayala pitch is aptly handled by Rob Johnson with the winning run on third in a real game.

Do you get that I wasn’t too big on RoJo yet?